When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line: ‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ Me: ‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
simplementconfondu: epicnothingness: xxteambreezyxx: gabbiilove: Why homosexuality should be banned. THE SARCASM IN THIS IS AMAZING Watch it i’m dying
kermitthefrrog: So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her. I sent her this gif on accident.
People are annoying. They push you away during the critical moments and then try to play the victim. People who act like I’m obsessed/clingy are even worse, and it’s always the ones I could drop without hesitation.
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
doctor: are you sexually active?
me: you mean for real or in my head, cause in my head im a whore
What is racism? →
the-absolute-best-gifs: When the white iphone costs more than the black